Finally was able to play one of my favorite games ever, Portal 2. So I Made this during the last BOCETOX transmission. Hope you like it!
The Aperture Institute of Natural Philosophy presents its NEW PRODUCT of ASTOUNDING significance.
Utilising the latest in house defence mechanisms, the patented ‘GENTRY TURRET’ dispatches unwanted house guests with the height of efficacy and manners. Its superior workmanship conceals 18 miniature pistols within a splendid mahogany adorned bronze shell, designed to sit magnificently alongside your own excellent furnishings.
Delight your fellow gentlemen and gentlewomen with the GENTRY TURRET’s operatic mode, producing REAL MUSIC, as if an orchestra were performing in your sitting room! The GENTRY TURRET is also perfect for child-minding, teaching children the many virtues of sitting perfectly still and making absolutely no noise.
With true Victorian values, the GENTRY TURRET is fitted with a STATE OF THE ART miniature gram-a-phone, dispensing appropriate warnings and pleasantries, including…
“Greetings on this fine day”
“I have found your presence to be disagreeable”
“Your untowards advances have been recognised”
“How fortuitous that you have made your visage apparent”
“Please allow me to present you with these bullets”
“May I inquire as to your health?”
The GENTRY TURRET is available in a variety of colours, including arsenic green and lead white, and comes with with a FREE bonnet and leg cover, to avoid the impropriety of showing its ankles. Mail-order yours today!
The bonnet and bustle, my god. Most proper turrets.
Long Fall boots v. 1.5
Now with 30% snazzier paint job, and +5 to soul durability!
A joking aside it has taken me way to long to finish the overhaul on these, but it is finally done and i am happy with the results.
After patching a few cracks, adjusting the bend of one of the braces and a new paint job with a better quality paint they look 20x better.
HOW
TELL ME
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
I. NEED. THESE.
I’m just going to go cry now
artsyfartsyillustrationstudent:
okay why have i not seen this uploaded here before
so original credit to this goes to someone on reddit it seems
Ahhh there you go. I knew GLaDOS would not put her name on something with the word “Scotish.”
