((If you write Caroline’s name in the death note, GLaDOS sneezes))
twinkle twinkle little star,
how i wonder what you are
it’s a flaming ball of gas,
learn some science you dumbass
GLaDOS For You!
Highly motivational commercial by our favourite crazy AI. Just posted on my YouTube account.
Finally was able to play one of my favorite games ever, Portal 2. So I Made this during the last BOCETOX transmission. Hope you like it!
The Aperture Institute of Natural Philosophy presents its NEW PRODUCT of ASTOUNDING significance.
Utilising the latest in house defence mechanisms, the patented ‘GENTRY TURRET’ dispatches unwanted house guests with the height of efficacy and manners. Its superior workmanship conceals 18 miniature pistols within a splendid mahogany adorned bronze shell, designed to sit magnificently alongside your own excellent furnishings.
Delight your fellow gentlemen and gentlewomen with the GENTRY TURRET’s operatic mode, producing REAL MUSIC, as if an orchestra were performing in your sitting room! The GENTRY TURRET is also perfect for child-minding, teaching children the many virtues of sitting perfectly still and making absolutely no noise.
With true Victorian values, the GENTRY TURRET is fitted with a STATE OF THE ART miniature gram-a-phone, dispensing appropriate warnings and pleasantries, including…
“Greetings on this fine day”
“I have found your presence to be disagreeable”
“Your untowards advances have been recognised”
“How fortuitous that you have made your visage apparent”
“Please allow me to present you with these bullets”
“May I inquire as to your health?”
The GENTRY TURRET is available in a variety of colours, including arsenic green and lead white, and comes with with a FREE bonnet and leg cover, to avoid the impropriety of showing its ankles. Mail-order yours today!
The bonnet and bustle, my god. Most proper turrets.
a “clean” version of glados’s lament, not used in the game.
ELLEN. YOUR VOICE, I CAN’T EVEN.
OH MY GOSH. This is my favorite version! I love how her voice kind of dips/variates about ten seconds in. Guh. Ellen, your voice. Amazing. Just this whole song.
ELLEN. YOUR VOICE. ;u; <3333
Chilling.
once-lerlaughingalonewithguitars:
awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:
Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Mythbusters
